In years past, my role in my family’s Thanksgiving was to provide lame jokes that served as a buffer for unwanted, awkward conversations (dating, politics, etc.) and unplanned, rather painful moments of silence. There was one year (2018, never forget) that I stepped out of my comfort zone of comedic relief and attempted to be a glorified top chef. I got up at 7 a.m. to create a Pinterest-inspired dessert layered with crushed pretzels, cream cheese frosting, and strawberry Jell-O. “How hard could it be?” I asked. And those, my friends, were my famous last words.
In my attempt to prove that I was more than just a gal with some good one-liners, I actually ended up staying in my lane of providing our family humor because this layered dessert was a horrific disaster. The Jell-O never solidified, the pretzels were stuck to the bottom of the baking dish, and we ended up with a floppy dessert soup that not even my grandmother could pretend to love.
The pain of Jellogate 2018 has dissolved just enough that I’m ready to be hurt again! But this year, I’m doing my research and only tackling what I know I can handle. Enter this list of easy, Ashley-approved, foolproof recipes that are bound to wow my immediate family. If you’re not kitchen savvy, have no fear—this is our year. These recipes are simple AF but will make you feel like a top chef:
1. Maple Vegan Pumpkin Pie

Source: Jessica in the Kitchen
2. Homemade Cranberry Sauce

Source: Erin Clarke of Well Plated
3. Squash and Kale Salad

Source: Pinch of Yum
4. Apple Bacon Crostini

Source: Orchids + Sweet Tea
5. Beet and Ricotta Salad

Source: FoodieCrush
6. Brie Bites

Source: Erin Clarke of Well Plated
7. Sweet Potato Casserole

Source: Orchids + Sweet Tea
8. Spiced Apple Cider

Source: Grandbaby Cakes
9. Scalloped Potatoes

Source: Gimme Some Oven
10. Harvest Salad

Source: Grandbaby Cakes
11. Sausage Rolls

Source: Jehan Can Cook
12. 7 Up Biscuits

Source: Oh, Sweet Basil
13. Fluffy Mashed Potatoes

Source: Whisk It Real Gud
14. Southern Baked Mac and Cheese

Source: Sweet Tea and Thyme
15. Apple Crisp

Source: Ambitious Kitchen
16. Chocolate Chip Tollhouse Pie

Source: The Everygirl
17. No-Bake Pumpkin Cheesecake Dip

Source: Oh, Sweet Basil
18. Maple Roasted Brussel Sprouts

Source: Jessica in the Kitchen
19. No-Bake Pumpkin Chocolate Cups

Source: Jessica in the Kitchen
20. Make-Ahead Stuffing

Source: Oh, Sweet Basil