"As much as I wish I were one of the blessed women who can orgasm from penetration alone, I am not. But, with some dedicated attention to the clitoris, climaxing is no issue—which is why I’m always on the hunt for a vibrator that’s effective, easy to use, and looks cute, too. There’s all the classic tried and true sex toys like the bullet vibrator, the magic wand, and the suction devices, but I’m a sucker for odd-looking sex toys—the weirder it looks, the more intrigued I am. So when I saw The French Lover by Smile Makers, I knew I had to try it—and not just because of its unique shape, but because it claims to simulate oral sex.
I’ve tried a few gimmicky sex toys that promised to deliver similar sensations to oral, and none of them ever have. The French Lover, however, is as close as I’ve ever experienced to the real thing. For the girlies who love a clitoral vibrator that can also be used on other erogenous areas, this one-of-a-kind device is worthy of adding to your sex toy collection—and it’s shockingly affordable, too.
About The French Lover vibrator
Silky-smooth silicone, four speeds, and two tantalizing pulsation modes make this tongue-shaped vibrator perfect for tickling and teasing the clitoris, labia, and other erogenous zones.
You know that spine-tingling feeling of someone gently scratching your back or scalp with their nails? The French Lover emanates a similar sensation, but on your labia and clitoris—so like, way better. The vibrator features a silky silicone scoop that’s meant to simulate a tongue. It really does feel comparable to oral sex with a toe-curling vibrating component.
With four speeds and two pulsation modes, there’s a range of intensity levels to explore while playing with the device. The toy doesn’t only lick, flick, and tickle the vulva—it can also be used to tease the nipples, inner thighs, butt cheeks, and other erogenous zones. The soft shaft of The French Lover makes it easy to hold for solo play, though the device can—and should, per my personal recommendation—be used with a partner.
The waterproof design means the vibrator is compatible with bath time, which is lucky for the girlies who luxuriate in a bubbly soak. The battery lasts up to three hours and takes just two hours to recharge via a micro USB cable. And don’t worry about people finding out you ordered a sex toy when it arrives at your door—Smile Makers packages your goodies in a discreet box that prioritizes your privacy.
My Review of The French Lover vibrator
Design
The French Lover is made of FDA-approved, body-safe silicone (in a pretty baby blue color, no less) and is just over 6 inches long. The shaft is topped with a thin but sturdy scoop meant to be used concave side down to simulate a tongue, though Smile Makers encourages users to explore wherever and whatever feels good.
Long enough to comfortably use alone and small enough to use during penetrative sex for clitoral stimulation, The French Lover is the perfect-sized device. As someone who is typically unable to orgasm solely from penetration, I love that this sex toy can be used in several positions without feeling awkward. My favorite way to use it, though, is for foreplay because of its teasing and tickling sensations. It builds up the anticipation, making an orgasm all the more satisfying.
“I was pleasantly surprised to find even the lowest setting on The French Lover had me feeling the heat.”
The French Lover features a single button at the toy’s base that turns the toy off and on and toggles through intensity and pulsation modes. It’s as simple as holding the button for a few seconds and then clicking through the settings. The toy is also designed to be used with lube to closely replicate the sensations of oral sex, but I’ve found that it feels just as good dry.
Intensity
As someone who usually has her magic wand on the highest setting, I was pleasantly surprised to find even the lowest setting on The French Lover had me feeling the heat. The range of the four intensity settings is the perfect build-up to a shattering orgasm, and the two pulsation modes offer a different kind of intensity. What I noticed most is that the vibration feels more powerful because the “tongue” element of the device is a thin silicone structure. The vibration creates a lot of movement in the silky scoop, whereas a solid vibrator doesn’t necessarily quiver as much because of the sturdier build. It’s one of the most unique aspects of The French Lover, and I absolutely love how effective it is.
Functionality
The French Lover is functional for solo use, partner play, and successfully simulating orgasm-inducing oral sex. The device’s functionality isn’t just limited to the clitoris and labia. It also stimulates other erogenous areas, such as your breasts or anal region, for a multi-faceted, extra-spicy experience. While the silicone “tongue” element is meant to be used directly on the clitoris and labia minora, I also enjoy when my husband runs it across areas like my inner thighs, where my thighs and labia majora connect, and around the inner curves of my glutes. Foreplay is a little extra spicy with some teasing, and The French Lover’s featherlight sensations deliver on that front. If you enjoy nipple or anal stimulation, the toy also feels incredible in those areas.
“I easily climaxed the first time I used the device, and it hasn’t let me down since.”
As of this writing, the tongue vibrator has a 4.2-star rating across 81 reviews. People are raving about how easy it is to use, how quiet it is, and how effective it is at delivering orgasms. I can attest that I easily climaxed the first time I used the device, and it hasn’t let me down since. And while it doesn’t feel *exactly* like oral sex, it’s pretty damn close, especially when used with a lubricant.
Volume
I don’t think any vibrating sex toy is completely silent, but The French Lover comes close. The device is super quiet—you have to be in the same room to hear it. The toy does get louder the higher you toggle the intensity settling, but it’s not noisy by any means. After doing the handy dandy closed-door test with the vibrator on the highest setting, I can confirm that you cannot detect any noise outside of the room. If you need a discreet toy, this one checks out.
Price
At $60, Smile Makers’ French Lover device is shockingly affordable as far as quality sex toys go. You get a lot of bang for your buck—pun intended—with four speeds, two pulsation modes, a silky silicone exterior, waterproof and rechargeable elements, and a sleek baby blue design. The device also comes with a two-year warranty, which makes the investment even more worth the reasonable price tag. Considering sex toys typically last several years, and this comes with a multi-year warranty, it’s a steal.
Should you try The French Lover vibrator?
Whether you’re a single person who loves oral sex or you simply enjoy a clitoral vibrator, Smile Makers’ French Lover is worth adding to your sex toy collection. With a unique design and multiple functions, the tongue vibrator delivers satisfying clitoral stimulation that results in orgasm every time. Plus, who doesn’t love a super cute sex toy? It’s powerful but quiet, fun for solo and partner play, and perfect for teasing all the erogenous regions. And for just $60? Trust me, you will not be disappointed.
Silky-smooth silicone, four speeds, and two tantalizing pulsation modes make this tongue-shaped vibrator perfect for tickling and teasing the clitoris, labia, and other erogenous zones.
Alyssa Davis, Contributing Writer
Alyssa Davis is a freelance writer specializing in home, lifestyle, beauty, and entertainment content. She studied English at Indiana University and has since produced articles for publications including SheKnows, Architectural Digest, and Well+Good, to name a few.