"When it comes time to pack for a getaway, most of us throw in the usual allotted beauty products, underwear, and daytime and evening clothing that’ll get us through our stay—very rarely do we think to throw a vibrator into the mix. But why not? There’s no better time to let yourself relax, unwind, and luxuriate in sexual bliss than on vacation—orgasms are one of the best ways to decrease stress and improve our moods, after all. Whether you’re traveling alone, with friends, or with a partner, trust me when I say that you’ll never regret adding one (or more) discreet vibrators to your packing list for some self-pleasure on your getaway.
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With that in mind, we have rounded up 10 discreet vibrators that are small enough to tuck away in your travel bag (even if you’re a chronic over-packer), quiet enough to not disturb your travel buddies, and most importantly, trustworthy enough to not start vibrating in the middle of TSA.
No matter how experienced you are with sex toys or how you feel about external vibrators, the plusOne rose arouser is the travel buddy you need in your life. The petals flutter in tandem with the pulsing center in a way that delivers mind-blowing orgasms without tugging on your lady parts, and each of the 10 vibrational settings are whisper-quiet. Plus, it’s USB rechargeable, waterproof, and offers up to 1.5 hours of playtime on one charge. Thanks to its rose-shaped design, you can tuck this toy in your purse, carry-on, or suitcase, and no one will be the wiser.
Attention vulva owners of the world: Allow me to introduce to you the world’s first flexible labia and vulva vibrator. Legato has a compact ergonomic design that bends and contours to perfectly fit your most intimate parts while delivering eight near-silent powerful vibrations in up to 16 different intensities. Plus, it’s versatile AF. It can be used during solo play or penetrative sex, is controlled through MysteryVibe’s smart app, and is waterproof and USB rechargeable. So, not only can you control Legato hands-free wherever you are in the world, but none of your travel buddies will know, thanks to its whisper-quiet motors.
Maude is known for its minimalist and discreet aesthetic, and this toy is no exception. This platinum-grade silicone vibrating butt plug is USB-chargeable, has three speeds, and holds 1.5 hours of runtime. It also comes with a built-in travel mode that can be switched on to prevent the toy from turning on while in transit, can be carefully tucked away in the included canvas pouch, and has a waterproof design that’s compatible with water-based lubricant.
For under $25, you can take plusOne’s pocket-sized vibrator with you everywhere. It’s tiny but mighty, thanks to its 10 inconspicuously powerful vibrational settings. The rechargeable battery offers up to two hours of play time on a full charge, and the design is fully waterproof, so you can get wet while you play. The best part? The privacy cover creates discreet storage and has a travel lock.
Sometimes, it feels good to splurge a little, and what better way to treat yourself than with a luxurious new vibrator? After all, self-pleasure is a crucial part of self-care. This vibrator comes with its own portable charging case for discreet pleasure while traveling. The curvy, wave-shaped design delivers unique internal sensations unlike any other via the toy’s three practically noiseless vibrational settings. Plus, the material is thick, softer than butter, and squishy for seamless, friction-free play.
This toy is basically a Kegel trainer egg that ups the ante by adding in vibrations and a flickering clitoral stimulator that can be controlled from an app. While it can undoubtedly be used during masturbation, it’s even better for a romantic, sexy evening with that special someone you’re traveling with. Grant them access to control the toy at their whim, acting as the perfect foreplay for the night ahead. Plus, it’s easy to wear on the go, thanks to its compact, flexible design, so you can firmly tuck it inside yourself or your suitcase without worry.
Regardless of whether you’re traveling for work or pleasure, there’s no better time to indulge and take some time for yourself. This external massager gives you pleasure all over with its unique full-body erogenous zone massage. Every single one of the 10 vibration settings differs from the next, and the sleek design fits perfectly in the palm of your hand for next-level comfort. Plus, it comes with a discreet microfiber storage bag and USB charging cable so you can relax and unwind wherever, whenever.
If you want to surprise the penis owner you’re traveling with, Tenuto Mini is a great option—especially because it won’t take up a lot of space in your luggage. Made with a bendable compact ergonomic design, this vibrating cock ring adapts to fit all penis shapes, sizes, and girths and can help penis owners get hard and stay that way by stimulating blood flow to the genitals. What’s more, the powerful vibrations can be felt by both parties during partnered sex. Can you say sexy couples getaway?
If you can get off via clitoral and vaginal stimulation, you deserve a dual-stimulation vibrator that won’t wake up everyone around you while in use. Not only is Nova 2.0 near-soundless, but it also has a built-in wire core so you can precisely target the G-spot without compromising on clitoral stimulation. It’s also made of body-safe silicone and is travel lock equipped, so you won’t have to worry about it going off while in transit.
This internal thrusting vibrator is equal parts satisfying, discreet, and stunning. It has a total of five insertable inches and five thrusting, vibrating, and rotating modes that target and stimulate the G-spot with a lifelike feel for earth-shattering orgasms. Likewise, it comes in a gorgeous lilac color and matching compact case that can be used for travel and charging. Finally, it’s waterproof and fully submersible, so you can bring it with you into the bath or shower while you’re getting ready for a fun day of vacation.